extremedildo:

“don’t sit like that, its unladylike”

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policygal:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

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daddyslittlebub:

I just want pretty nails and cute shoes and vintage lingerie and matte lipstick ok

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How to stay in a relationship as a male:

country-boy-strong:

• “Ok babe”
• “Yes darlin”
• “Alright honey”
• “Whatever you want beautiful”
• “You are always right my love now please put the 12 gauge down”

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How to feel like an angel

witchelixir:

-wear rose face masks
-moisturize your skin
-use sugar scrubs
-paint your nails a pale pink
-listen to new music
-curl your hair
-bat your eyelashes softly
-bake blueberry muffins
-wear satin dresses
-burn lavender scented candles
-buy yourself roses

And over all take care of yourself, you are ethereal, you matter.

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